Scared Straight Matt Foley Unisex Tank Top 2

Unleash your inner Matt Foley with this hilarious Unisex Tank Top! Featuring the iconic "Scared Straight" quote from the legendary Chris Farley sketch on Saturday Night Live, this top is perfect for fans of comedy, pop culture, and all things "Van down by the river." Embrace the retro vibes and make a statement with this must-have addition to your wardrobe.

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